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ICE Barbie Reveals Plan to Splurge FEMA Cash on Bonkers ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Detention Center

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Kristi Noem says she’s working at “turbo speed” to find ever cheaper ways of executing the president’s “mass deportation” drive.

U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem.
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The Trump administration plans to use funds from an otherwise gutted disaster-relief agency to build a migrant detention center that’ll be surrounded by alligators and pythons.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, nicknamed ICE Barbie after her penchant for cosplaying as an immigration agent, announced on X Monday night that her department has been working at “turbo speed” to deliver on President Donald Trump’s mass deportation drive.

A brainchild of Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, the center will mostly comprise a number of large tents set up on a remote airfield in the Everglades, which Uthmeier has said will require minimal security given the site is surrounded by dangerous wildlife.

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accused Padilla of engaging in "political theater."
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has seized on the Florida AG's proposal to build a migrant detention facility largely guarded by dangerous wildlife. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement via Getty

The plan fits neatly with the tenor of Trump’s immigration crackdown, which has already seen migrants detained at Guantanamo Bay, notorious for the torture of Islamic terror suspects, and the COCET facility, a Salvadoran megaprison likened by critics to a concentration camp.

It also echoes pledges made during Trump’s first term in office, when he spoke repeatedly and at length about wanting to build a razor-topped wall and “moat” along the U.S. border with Mexico, filling the latter with snakes and alligators to ward asylum seekers off making the already perilous crossing.

“These new facilities will in large part be funded by [the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s (FEMA)] Shelter and Services program, which the Biden administration used as a piggy bank to spend hundreds of millions of American taxpayer dollars to house illegal aliens,” Noem added in her Monday post.

Popular among the MAGA base, that’s a claim that dates back to the Hurricane Helene relief efforts last October. Trump said then, in statements amplified by Elon Musk and other supporters, that the Biden-Harris administration had no money left to support victims of the disaster because “they spent it all on illegal migrants.”

The then-presidential candidate’s suggestion that money for disaster relief had been spent on housing undocumented migrants did not stand up to scrutiny. FEMA, a division of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), had administered payments to New York City to provide lodging for immigrants, but from a separate fund appropriated by Congress specifically for that purpose.

In an ironic twist, Trump had during his first presidency already done exactly what he accused Biden of doing. In 2019, he took $271 million from DHS programs, including $155 million from the FEMA disaster fund, to meet the costs of additional detention facilities for asylum seekers attempting to cross the southern border.

President Donald Trump has made a slip of the finger.
The plan is of a tenor with Trump's dreams of building a wall and alligator-and-snake-infested moat along the border with Mexico. Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Since assuming office for the second time in January, the president has nevertheless now embarked on a cost-cutting crusade to significantly scale back, if not outright eliminate, FEMA.

Battered as the United States is each year by hurricanes and other extreme weather events, the rationale behind gutting the United States’ chief disaster relief agency has not been entirely clear, beyond Trump’s desire “to give out less money” as part of his administration’s wider crackdown on “wasteful” federal spending.

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