Death is a relentless son of a b****, and it’s coming for everyone.
Warner Bros just dropped the first trailer for Final Destination: Bloodlines, the newest chapter in the franchise. And with it, they unlocked a gruesome laundry list of all the different ways people can die from freak accidents.
Here are the ones we counted.
Ways to Die at a Family Barbecue
- Swallowing glass that looks like ice
- Grill explosion
- Trampoline snapback
- Stepping on a piece of glass
- Impaled by garden hoe
- Run over by lawn mower
- Chopped up by blender
Ways to Die at a Dinner Party on a Skyscraper
- Chandelier drops
- Fire
- Gas explosion
- Glass dance floor shattering
- Skyscraper collapse
- Falling off a tilting skyscraper
- Piano crush
Other Ways to Die
- Crash into an 18-wheeler truck
- Head crushed by automatic revolving door
- Electrical explosion
- Falling building when trapped inside
- Falling building when standing outside
- Run over by a postal van
As the trailer says, “only by embracing death, will it pass you by.”
And if you don’t, well, just look at all the ways death can get you in the end.
Final Destination: Bloodlines hits theaters May 16.
