‘The Next 365 Days’ Is Netflix’s Worst Film, Hot Sex Be Damned

COLD SHOWER

Even the horniest among us can’t find anything redeeming in Netflix’s tired trilogy, which once sparked controversy over its graphic, kinky sex scenes.

220822-next-365-days-hero_pdn2wp
Netflix

It’s been so long since the days when I’d stay up late at a friend’s house, seeing if we could make out anything on their cable box’s scrambled Playboy channel, that I had forgotten that softcore porn is really boring.

I was reminded of this, however, while watching Netflix’s The Next...

We think “subscriber” would look good on you. Join now to unlock access.

Don't miss this subscriber exclusive article.